Bum Food & Other Search Fails!

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I love looking at the search terms used to find my blog, the bulk of these usually relate to fertility treatment and/or adoption but once in a while my blog is found using search terms that shock me, sadden me or make me realize just how full of stupid the world is!

facepalm
Here are a few of my favourites from the last few months:

How old is Dr Volskenk & is her single?

Err… can you spell I.N.A.P.P.R.O.P.R.I.A.T.E.?

Bum Food?

I don’t think I even want to know WHAT this person is looking for or how on earth my blog relates to that search term in ANY way!

Beautiful Grannies Or Trannies! 

*shudder*

Hello pity!

Or did you mean Hello Kitty?

Can taking the morning after pill weekly cause barrenness?

Come here so I can smack you upside the head! Use a condom not only will it prevent pregnancy but also HIV and other STD’s and it won’t make you barren!

Allow itself to be eaten after sex spider!

Again, how? How? How? does that point to ANYTHING on this blog?????

Itchy Bum!

Again… how? Just how?
Oh and… de-worm yourself!
But the one that really broke my heart………

In the midst of our 60 days, will our birth mother change her mind again??

*sob* I’m so sorry your birth mother retracted consent, I can only begin to imagine your pain!

 

July 3, 2012
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3 Comments

  • Reply cat@jugglingact

    I am almost always totally astounded at the search terms on my blog – by far the most popular is “Afrikaans book reviews” – kid you not! And that last one just makes my heart ache

    July 3, 2012 at 8:35 am
  • Reply Sian

    LOL! I have some wierd ones too.

    July 3, 2012 at 12:32 pm
  • Reply Lisa-Marie

    WTF is a sex spider? Must be really kinky, as it wasn’t in 50 Shades…

    July 4, 2012 at 7:24 am
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